Bailey School Kids by Marcia T. Jones and Debbie Dadey

• 1: Vampires Don’t Wear Polka Dots
• 2: Werewolves Don’t Go to Summer Camp
• 3: Santa Claus Doesn’t Mop Floors
• 4: Leprechauns Don’t Play Basketball
• 5: Ghosts Don’t Eat Potato Chips
• 6: Frankenstein Doesn’t Plan Petunias
• 7: Aliens Don’t Wear Braces
• 8: Genies Don’t Ride Bicycles
• 9: Pirates Don’t Wear Pink Sunglasses
• 10: Witches Don’t Do Backflips
• 11: Skeletons Don’t Play Tubas
• 12: Cupid Doesn’t Flip Hamburgers
• 13: Gremlins Don’t Chew Bubble Gum
• 14: Monsters Don’t Scuba Dive
• 15: Zombies Don’t Play Soccer
• 16: Dracula Doesn’t Drink Lemonade
• 17: Elves Don’t Wear Hard Hats
• 18: Martians Don’t Take Temperatures
• 19: Gargoyles Don’t Drive School Buses
• 20: Wizards Don’t Need Computers
• 21: Mummies Don’t Coach Softball
• 22: Cyclops Doesn’t Roller-Skate
• 23: Angels Don’t Know Karate
• 24: Dragons Don’t Cook Pizza
• 25: Bigfoot Doesn’t Square Dance
• 26: Mermaids Don’t Run Track
• 27: Bogeymen Don’t Play Football
• 28: Unicorns Don’t Give Sleigh Rides
• 29: Knights Don’t Teach Piano
• 30: Hercules Doesn’t Pull Teeth
• 31: Ghouls Don’t Scoop Ice Cream
• 32: Phantoms Don’t Drive Sports Cars
• 33: Giants Don’t Go Snowboarding
• 34: Frankenstein Doesn’t Slam Hockey Pucks
• 35: Trolls Don’t Ride Roller Coasters
• 36: Wolfman Doesn’t Hula Dance
• 37: Goblins Don’t Play Video Games
• 38: Ninjas Don’t Bake Pumpkin Pie
• 39: Dracula Doesn’t Rock and Roll
• 40: Lizards Don’t Ride Motorcycles
• 41: The Bride of Frankenstein Doesn’t Bake Cookies
• 42: Robots Don’t Catch Chicken Pox
• 43: Vikings Don’t Wear Wrestling Belts
• 44: Ghosts Don’t Ride Wild Horses
• 45: Wizards Don’t Wear Graduation Gowns
• 46: Sea Serpents Don’t Juggle Water Balloons
• 47: Frankenstein Doesn’t Start Food Fights
• 48: Dracula Doesn’t Play Kickball
• 49: Werewolves Don’t Run for President
• 50: The Abominable Snowman Doesn’t Roast Marshmallows
• 51: Dragons Don’t Throw Snowballs