Recap #268: Chopping Mall (1986)
Social Distance Snarking Title: Chopping Mall (1986) Summary: Sexy after-hours party held by employees in a goddamn mall is interrupted
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Category: Movie Recaps
Recap #264: Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988)
Title: Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988) Summary: Tina just wants a “normal” life but when she
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Recap #263: Curse of Chucky (2013)
Dove recaps Curse of Chucky (2013) with JC of Oh God Why?! Nostalgia and finds out it’s really hard to be bitchy when you’re enjoying the movie.
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Recap #257: Seed of Chucky (2004)
JC recaps Seed of Chucky (2004), wherein the 4th wall doesn’t so much get broken as sledgehammered, put through a woodchipper, burned to ashes, and buried in an unmarked grave.
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Recap #256: Bride of Chucky (1998)
Dove recaps Bride of Chucky (1998) wherein we’re supposed to believe the Jennifer Tilly wants to be Katherine Heigl?
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Recap #241: Skinwalkers (2006)
Wing recaps Skinwalkers (2006) and THEY’RE WEREWOLVES NOT SKINWALKERS WTF. Also: plot holes, unsurprising plot twists, great bat comments, and Wing goes off on a sexualized female werewolf tanget.
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Friday the 13th Rewind! Celebration
Happy Friday the 13th! And full Harvest Moon in my time zone. To celebrate, we’re going to do
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Recap #220: Child’s Play 3 (1991)
JC of Oh God Why?! Nostalgia recaps Child’s Play 3, wherein Chucky wears lipstick, Andy gets a haircut, and the grand finale takes place in an improbably detailed wild mouse coaster.
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Recap #215: Death Machine (1994)
JC of Oh God Why?! Nostalgia recaps Death Machine (1994), wherein Brad Dourif is the best thing in it. And there’s a killer robot. And we’re still not 100% on the lead character’s tragic backstory.
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Recap #214: Necromentia (2009)
Dove recaps Necromentia (2009) wherein: demons are dicks, humans don’t decompose, lawyers can’t be trusted, singing pigs are massively dodgy, and I hope JC is still talking to me.
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Recap #207: Teen Wolf Too (1987)
Title: Teen Wolf Too (1987) Summary: Todd Howard is a Hamilton University freshman with a full athletic scholarship: only
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Recap #198: Child’s Play 2 (1990)
Dove recaps Child’s Play 2 (1990) (and JC from Oh God Why?! Nostalgia weighs in), wherein Chucky is even more vicious, Andy is a much better actor, and the adults are useless, but that’s ok, we’ve got Kyle, the coolest female in any horror movie ever.
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Recap #194: Child’s Play (1988)
And now for something special! JC of Oh God Why?! Nostalgia and Dove are recapping the entire Child’s Play series together! Here JC recaps the first installment for your reading pleasure!
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Recap #190: Cursed (2005)
Title: Cursed (2005) Summary: A werewolf loose in Los Angeles changes the lives of three young adults who, after being mauled
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Recap #189: Halloween Extravaganza 2018: Mr. Boogedy (1986)
Title: Mr. Boogedy (1986) Summary: The Davis family, who have recently moved to Lucifer Falls, realize that not all is
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Recap #188: Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986)
Title: Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986) (theatrically: Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI) Summary: The writers
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Recap #174: The Hole (2001)
Dove recaps The Hole (2001) wherein everyone over the age of eighteen is absolutely incapable of rational thought, and those under that age are terrifying.
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Recap #161: Friday the 13th: A New Beginning
Title: Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1985) (aka Part V) Summary: Still haunted by his past, Tommy Jarvis – who,
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Recap #159: Jurassic Park (1993)
Title: Jurassic Park (1993) Summary: Genetically engineered dinosaurs run amok at a tycoon’s island amusement park. Tagline: An adventure 65 million years
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Recap #137: Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
Title: Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984) (aka Part IV) Summary: After being mortally wounded and taken to the
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